BE VERY PROUD TO BE BRITISH!


Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a Diet coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave the doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock all our junk and cheap lawnmower up in the garage.



WE ARE ALSO ACCIDENT PRONE!

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9volt battery works on their tongue.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of a screwdriver.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

And finally ----- In 2000 eighteen Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up in a toilet.

DID YOU NOTICE THAT THEY ARE ALL MAN THINGS!