ONE LINE PHILOSOPHERS

• A little of what you fancy does you good --- unless it’s oxygen.

• Opticians have friends in eye places.

• Astronomers take a Sirious approach to their work.

• Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car mechanic.

• Keep things in the dark and your troubles may well mushroom.

• Never argue with your wife – it’s just your word against hundreds of hers.

• DO ALL comedians live in the farce lane?