Q What do you get if you cross a dyslexic and an insomniac with an agnostic?
A Someone that lies awake in bed all night wondering if there is a dog!
There was this inflatable town, it had inflatable people, inflatable houses and cars, and in fact everything was inflatable. One-day inflatable Jimmy went to his inflatable school, to be taught by his inflatable teacher. He was behaving badly and was told off quite severely. He reacted by sticking a pin in his inflatable teacher, then running out of school, but not before he had stuck a pin in the school as well.
As he ran off the inflatable headmaster chased after him, and just as he caught him Jimmy stuck a pin in himself. The headmaster got hold of him and said sternly, “you’ve not only let your teacher down, the school down but most importantly you’ve let yourself down!”
Bill Lee
A guy’s wife says that she wishes that her breasts were bigger. He replies, “wipe some toilet tissue between your breasts.” She replies, “what difference will that make.” To which he replied, “well it worked for your arse!”
Norman Brown